![]() ![]() If wearing white shutter-shades, high-boxed baseball caps and neon isn't enough, throw a moustache into the mix and *bam!* automatic 80's credentials. ![]() Is that a moustache? He went from possible magic-performer to the antagonist from just about every episode of Rocky and Bullwinkle. I could probably trust this guy if it wasn't for the moustache, I mean look at him: Cape, top hat, cane, he could be a magaici.wait a minute. Nothing makes you look more sinister than a devious moustache. Non-descriptive bland clothing, oversize hat, mirrored-shades and a moustache.who was that man? Maybe we'll never know. Here we have a classic example of someone who would seamlessly blend into any background. Probably the single greatest attribute your moustache can lend you is the ability to disguise yourself: a novelty hat, a few odd garments and you have yourself an instant disguise. Trivia aside, moustaches have defined great men and their identity for centuries: Nietzsche, Dali, Einstein, Hulk Hogan.and now, me 1! But, aside from looking devilishly handsome and irresistible, what else can you do with your moustache?įollow along and learn 10 unusual uses for moustaches! 1 (citation needed) Men with moustaches are better lovers.The oldest artifact portraying a moustache was from 300.BCīurt Reynolds is widely considered the world's 'Manliest Man' (c.1972), in no small part to his full moustache. On average a man with a moustache touches it 760 time in a 24 hr day. Scientific research, commissioned by the Guinness Brewing Company, found that the average mustachioed Guinness drinker traps a pint and a half of beer in their moustaches every year. In a standard deck of playing cards the King of Hearts is the only king without a moustache. Whoa, moustaches have a strange, powerful effect on people.ĭon't take my word for it, here's some interesting trivia about just how awesome moustaches are: I soon noticed a change all around me, everywhere I went women were mesmerized and drawn to me, and men wanted duel in the streets. Here are 10 unusual uses for moustaches.Īfter growing a full beard I shaved it into a rakish moustache, sure to tantalize even the most fickle mustachio aficionado. Many famous men (and some women) from history have owed their notoriety to their unmistakable moustaches, I wanted to join the ranks of these prestigious moustaches and decided to grown my own and then explore the uses I could do with my new face fur. Moustaches (mustaches sp.) are wonderful things, they can be groomed, grown wild or printed to novelty-size and applied in suspicious places. ![]()
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